A lot of people are going to think that I wrote this because I am obsessed with Gaga, or whatever, but I don’t really care. I am writing this because someone needs to stop Katy Perry from ever talking again.
Katy Perry, who’s mindless music includes such musical masterpieces as, “Ur So Gay” “I Kissed a Girl” and the Mozart-like classic, “Hot N Cold,” recently said the following verbal diarrhea in this month’s Nylon magazine about Lady Gaga:
“When I heard The Fame Monster, I was like, ‘What the fuck is she talking about – teeth and he ate my heart and monster and dance in the dark and shit?’ I thought she was such a shock jock. Then I saw her on the American Music Awards, and I was like, ‘You’re an animal of another kind, and we need you!’ She’s amazing. She’s an entertainer, a visual arts. And her lyrics do mean things when you actually break them down.”
Does Katy realize who she is? Does Katy realize she has a song called “Hot N Cold.” Does Katy Perry know that her career is going to be over in about a year or two?
Yeah Katy, Gaga and many other artist that you probably are still unaware of, write meaning behind their lyrics. Maybe Katy is surprised that there’s finally a Top 40 Pop act that actually can write music, play a musical instrument, and not only sing live, but SOUND good live too?
Okay I’m done.