Kenny “I’m not gay I just like tight sleeveless shirts” Chesney just gave an interview to Playboy magazine about ALLLL of the girls he has been with.
“Man, I was over 100 several years ago. I can’t believe I’m actually saying this on the record: That was probably back in 2001. I had a good time in college, I really did,” Chesney claimed.
Ew gross. Why would he say that?
Going on to try to make people think he’s not gay, Kenny says,
“That is the most unbelievable thing in the world. ‘Because Renee cited fraud, Kenny’s got to be gay.’ What guy who loves girls wouldn’t be angry about that s—?” Chesney said. “I didn’t sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I’m pretty confident in the fact that I love girls. I’ve got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hmm, really Kenny? I think it’s more believable than you might think!
Back to the poets and butt pirates tour.