I don’t know about you but I am so sick of hearing about Joe the Plumber. I understand the media loves tag lines and icons but seriously, it’s starting to become very annoying. The debate was only a few days ago and if I hear “Joe the Plumber” one more time I am going to go lay in lava.
Let’s talk about all of the Joe’s who have come to light this election season.
First, Joe Biden. Have you forgotten about him? Yeah, me too. The least controversial candidate of the 4 running is just creepy looking to me. Of course, I am a Democrat so this isn’t slander, rather a simple observation. What is happening with his hairline by the way:
It looks like his face is trying to separate itself from the rest of his head. It also looks like it really hurts. Ouch!
Second, Joe Six Pack. I actually had f*ing clue what Sarah Palin was talking about when she said this until Tina Fey did her spoof which included her miming opening up a can of beer. For some reason I couldn’t get my head away from the thought of washboard abs. Joe Washboard Abs. Yet, another thing I can’t relate to regarding Sarah Palin.
Finally, Joe the Plumber. As mentioned above, I am so sick of Joe the Plumber. CNN will not shut up about it. Literally every other story focuses on Joe the Plumber. Again, I missed the boat with who this guy actually is. The first time I heard of him was on the debate when McCain mentioned him 21 times. That’s a fact. Are we (the American people) supposed to know who the hell Joe the Plumber is? I thought it was just a symbolic name representing middle-class America, but apparently it’s some bald guy who incidently has done more interviews in the last 3 days than Sarah Palin has ever! Fun fact of the day there for ya.
Okay, if you’re name is Joe, I might be specifally avoiding you today and probably tomorrow. Just until this Joe Six Plumber Biden buzz calms down. I really can’t take it.