Why is it that every time I go to Martin’s (a supermarket for those that don’t know) I can’t find those dwarf shopping carts!? It’s so annoying. I never go to Martin’s for more than like 10 things, and the regular sized shopping carts are annoying for that. So, I go to look for the dwarf ones and I can never find them.
The Chamber of Secrets Is In Martin’s Supermarket
I believe they are locked away in the Chamber of Secrets, which obviously is in Martin’s. Furthermore, I would assume that it is probably in the bakery (because all of those people are kind of shady). Or maybe it is in the deli, and the basilisk that lies within is regurgitating the food and being served as lunch meat? Either way, I want Harry or the heir of Martin’s to open the Chamber of Secrets so that I can get those damn dwarf shopping carts that I love so much.
The most annoying part is that when I am in the store I actually see people using them. I want to be like, “Where did you get that?” but by now I already have one and am well on my way to the chocolate milk. I mean, I guess I could just ask for future reference, but I am sure they will all just say, “Oh, I unlocked the Chamber of Secrets to get this here buggy.”
Rereading this post is giving me a great idea for a new short film! John Thrasher and the Chamber of Buggies! Okay, I’m retarded. See you later.