Rob Pattinson Finally Takes Some Decent Pictures! October 17, 2009
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In a drastic change of pace, Robert Pattinson’s pictures in Series City magazine actually turned out pretty good! Though in the first picture of just his head, you can see where they tried to Photoshop his 5 o’clock shadow, and it turned out to look like he has scales.
Rob has always been that kid that stinks up the picture no matter how hard he tries.
Whoever this photographer is, he or she should get a huge bonus for capturing something no photographer has captured before.
Weirdos Still Defending Rob Pattinson’s Filth July 24, 2009
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Check out this very educated, insightful comment that I got on this post earlier today from someone at gabriellejolene@yahoo.com.
Happy Friday!
Robert Pattinson Cleaned Up For Movie Awards – Still Gross June 4, 2009
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Okay R-Patz definitely cleaned his image the hell on up for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. In fact, I just realized that his hair grows out the exact same way that mine would if I let it grow that long.
But anyway, what was that awkward pseudo-kiss that he and that awkward girl all about? Is that something from Twilight? I don’t get it.
He might look clean, but I bet he still stinks. They should have had him fall from the ceiling and fart in Eminem’s face instead of Bruno. That would have been hilarious!
Robert Pattinson Starring as Salvador Dali in “Little Ashes” May 7, 2009
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Okay, okay. I know that I tear Robert Pattinson up on my blog all the time for looking like hell and for smelling bad. (Yes, I can smell him through my computer).
However, R-Patz is starring in a movie about one of my favorite people, Salvador Dali, called Little Ashes. There are actually a couple movies about Salvador Dali coming out soon. I don’t know why there is a sudden rush to make Salvador Dali movies, but I will definitely be seeing them all.
Dali is such an inspiring personality. His devotion to being the best at what he does is something I’ve always admired not only in him but in so many other people. I think if people looked up to and wanted to be like Salvador Dali instead of Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan, this world would be a much more beautiful and better place. I know it’s cliche to say, but when you see someone so dedicated to testing the limits of what is “normal” in a time when Spain and most of Europe was falling a part, you can’t help but be inspired.
I have to say the couple of clips/scenes that I have seen from Little Ashes look really good. Mr. Pattinson looks the part I always thought Dali would be. To be fair, I don’t know much about his love interest or the actor for that matter, so I can’t really say anything about either person.
What I am really liking about the clips is that there isn’t much dialogue. It seems that the director is sort of letting the r and actions speak for themselves. One scene I watched the other day was 2 minutes of the two of them swimming and it was so beautiful to watch. It wasn’t very good quality, but it was beautiful from what I could see. Neither of them were speaking. With very little dialogue (if any?) in these clips, I have still been mesmerized and interested throughout what I was watching. The cinematographer has a crucial role in making scenes like that work, and it seems as if they have thus far.
I am hoping it opens nationwide so that I get a chance to see it tomorrow. Check out the trailer here (embedding has been disabled by every video I could find). If it opens in your area, definitely go see it!
Miley Cyrus Says Something Smart! April 6, 2009
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Tweens are shitting their diapers right now after their beloved Miley Cyrus had this to say about Robert Pattinson:
“I’m not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren’t really in love with Rob; they’re in love with [his film character] Edward.”
I can’t stand her or her music, but she’s finally making sense! Or maybe she’s a lesbian.
Robert Pattinson Is a Scum Bucket – He Says So HIMSELF! March 26, 2009
Posted by johnthrasher in Geek Talk, Movies/Film, Television, Travel.Tags: bad hygiene, Barf, Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, FAIL, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, sick, Twilight, Vile
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I hate writing about one particular thing over and over again but the news is pouring out about Robert Pattinson’s sick lifestyles.
So, again, all you haters out there that defended him even when you stood “a foot away from him,” it doesn’t change the fact that he confesses to being disgusting and dirty. If it’s coming straight from the horse’s ass mouth, what is there left to say?
Robert Pattinson himself did an interview with Extra where he says that he doesn’t “really see the point in washing your hair.”
When asked if it was true that he once said he hadn’t washed his hair for six weeks, the actor answered, “Probably. I don’t know. I don’t really see the point in washing your hair.”
Ewww! 6 weeks!?!? I don’t want to sound so judgmental, but I was noticing how sickly and disgusting he looked long before any of this started rolling around in interviews. He just looks so smelly.
Adding fuel to his fart cloud, he goes on to say that if you come over to his apartment expect it to smell like ass.
He also revealed that if you plan on being an overnight guest at his place, you’d better be prepared for a messy apartment as well. “If you don’t care if your hair’s clean or not then why would you wash it?” he continued. “It’s like, I don’t clean my apartment ’cause I don’t care. I have my apartment for sleeping in and I have my hair for just, you know, hanging out on my head. I don’t care if it’s clean or not.”
Do you girls really find farts and trash that appealing!?
Robert Pattinson’s Friends Think He STINKS Too! March 25, 2009
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Hey all you haters. It turns out people that work closely with Robert Pattinson say he never showers either!
“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Pattz.”
Don’t you think it’s really bad when you can smell someone through a picture? He just looks so farty and sick.
