Happy Birthday Madonna, You Old Bat! August 16, 2010
Posted by johnthrasher in Music.Tags: Madonna
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Today Madonna herself turns 900 years old.
Just kidding, but it’s definitely really close. But seriously, as you can see in the above picture, she has aged beautifully. What a marvel.
I love me some Material Girl, so don’t send me tons of emails telling me I’m such a hater. 
yep. she’s post-menopause that’s for sure. easy to tell with that thin skin, baggy eyes and collagen loss. her body is now wiry and veiny, thanks to loss of estrogen. basically she’s no longer a hot woman. (except maybe during a hot flash) she’s a bony old bitty who can’t bring herself to age gracefully. and flashing her droopy nipples to concert crowds is laughable to say the least! her Lucky Star has faded, she’s Borderline old bitty, no longer in Vogue, and we’re no longer Crazy for You, the Material girl no longer exists. It’s time to Take a Bow and say Bye Bye baby!