All through life I have had to endure the somewhat ridiculous and extremely depressing comparison of looking like Corey Feldman.

Now, I’m not saying he’s a bad looking guy, but when I look in the mirror I don’t see Corey Feldman. At all. This dates all the way back to like…my Kindergarten teacher mentioning it, and then laughing at me in the hallway before lunch. (Yes, I remember Mrs. Shatzer, and I hope you’re reading this.)

Apparently, Corey Feldman showed up to the Michael Jackson memorial concert dressed…as Michael Jackson. Why? I mean it would be one thing if you wore a glove, or big sunglasses, or even a self-made T-shirt. But, wearing the entire outfit with the bangs in the front and all? What a sad day to be compared to Corey Feldman.

P.S. What’s with the fact that none of the performers that sang at this memorial even knew him or met him? Kind of bizarre.